I was super busy all weekend that I almost forgot about the Oscars! I usually watch the red carpet and all that but nope. Not this time. Here are some thoughts I wrote down and/or funny conversations that happened during the program! Without further adieu...
-This may be opening a can of worms.. but really?! Why with all the racism talk? Can we not please.
-Why the heck is Mad Max winning everything?! Costume design? Really.... They're all half naked pretty much!
-Cinematography: REVENANT!!! Yes, so happy!! Great movie, great angles, great shots all around. I'm also having minor anxiety attacks for Leo. I can't imagine how he's feeling.
-Girl Scout cookie sales at the Oscars?! PERFECT! This may be better then Ellen's Pizza. So funny! "Leo! You made 30 million this year!" HAHAHAH!
-Best Animation: Inside Out! Yesss. Such a great movie, even though I fell asleep the first time through. At the theater.... I was tired okay! Sue me.
-Okay Kevin Hart... Just stop.
-What's up with The Weekend guy's hair?! hahhaha! Can't stop laughing. And what if that rope girl falls on him! That'd be hilarious. *Please fall... Please fall!*
-Can't remember who this chick is... but her dress is black, shiny, plastic looking material. It reminds me of the roll up, plastic sleds I used to use as a kid.
-I'm over the Oscar "controversy" already.
-Supporting Actor: Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies. He did great! He reminded me of my old ballet teacher, Mr. Alex, But he wasn't a spy! hahaha!
-Louis CK! He's hilarious! Here's a clip of him presenting an award. Love it! So funny.
It doesn't show it in the clip, but when he opened it he jokingly said MAD MAX! HAHAH My sister called it. She knew someone had to joke about Mad Max winning everything, including a category it wasn't even in.
-$65,000 dollars raised for the Girl Scouts. Pays to have a famous dad!
-Whoopies tattoo looks.... ehhhh
-Academy president speaking to try and clean up the PR nightmare! HAHAH Classic.
-That Blackbird tribute. Tears..... If only they could've gotten Paul to sing it. RIP SNAPE! So sad,
-Boobilicious baby!!! Olivia Wilde. Work it girl! Mom: how do they make them stay put? Me: I don't know. Sticky paper? LIke the mouse trap stuff!" HAHA
-Best Actor: *Cue anxiety attack* LEO!!!!!! SO HAPPY FOR HIM!!! Not a fan of his speech... I hate when they have to put their political stances in! oh well.
-Best Picture: Spotlight, Looks like a good movie! I wish redbox released them sooner.
If you remember last year, I blogged about the Oscars in "real time." All my thoughts and comments straight from my mouth and head onto here! This is going to be the same type of deal! Enjoy!
Here are my guesses before it starts for some of the major categories. Now I've only seen 2 of 8 of the best picture category and none from the other main categories, so here goes nothing :
Best Picture: American Sniper *wrong*
Best Actor in Leading Role: Eddie Redmayne, The Theory of Everything
Best Actress in Leading Role: Julianne Moore, Still Alice
Best Supporting Actor: Robert Duvall, The Judge *wrong*
Best Supporting Actress: Emma Stone, Birdman *wrong*
RED CARPET:
*I want to go to a fancy award show! It is mind boggling that most those dresses the actresses are wearing cost WAY more then my wedding dress.... INSANE... Do they get to keep the dress? Does anyone know?
*Geeze... Dakota Johnson is sassy towards her mom. Her mom didn't want to see 50 Shades and Dakota got all Diva on her mom. RUDE, that's your mother, she doesn't want to see you in a sex bondage film!!
*wow! 6,000 pearl dress! Yeah, she's not keeping that one. Lupita Nyong'o looks like a Tahitian costume!
uhmmmm Anna Kendrick is GORGEOUS!
*JLO, she's always so pretty and seems like she is super nice and would be fun to hang out with.
*AHHH Emma Stone! I just love her! Not a huge fan of her dress, but it does look good on her. She can't stop looking at Clint Eastwood! HAHA. Her mom is her date! SO CUTE!
*Taya Kyle, ugh I hope American Sniper gets some kind of Award!!! Such a hero.
INTRO:
*Neil Patrick Harris, so far so good. The song is a little weird but I like the effects in the background. I've never seen that in an award show yet. But, it'll be hard to top Ellen... just sayin.
*Anna Kendrick joins in on this musical?! Say what?! Awesome!
*HAHAHA Jack Black! Yes!!!! Okay, this musical number is getting better and better!
*oh snap! did you see that look Oprah gave when NPH made fun of her! HAHAHAH She's pissed!
AWARDS: Let's see how long I'll last... (Side note: is it just me or has anyone heard of any of these movies besides American Sniper?! I feel like most of these weren't advertised at all! The only reason I knew of some was because I had to look them up after the Oscar nominees came out.... LAME)
*first award of the night, Actor in a supporting role is.... J.K Simmons, Whiplash. Never saw the movie but it looked good!
*Costume design award went to Grand Budapest Hotel... lame.. I thought Into The Woods or Maleficent would've won.
*Hair and Makeup award also goes to Grand Budapest Hotel. This is the other movie I've seen in the best picture category and I didn't enjoy that movie.... at all!
*I want to be a seat filler!!! That would be so fun.
*oh gosh... the Lego movie song..... EVERYTHING IS AWESOOOOOME! EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE PART OF A TEAM!!! You're welcome, that song will be stuck in your head all day now! It is stuck in mine too..
*NPH... really, in whitey tighties?! No, I do not want to see your junk on the big screen. This is the Oscars, have some class.
*I thought sound editing and sound mixing were the same thing.... awkward...
*Best supporting Actress goes to:*please don't be Meryl Streep* Patricia Arquette, Boyhood... She is looking kind of haggard. Really, throw a political stance in her speech?! Just stop...
That seriously annoys me! That's like me going up there and saying, "Thank you ___, and thank you_____..... and.... DON'T KILL BABIES! Thank you." Then I go sit back down. Just don't... Not the time or place! D adds, "That's like me saying 'This is our time! there are too many men without sandwiches in their hands! Get back in the kitchen! SANDWICH! SANDWICH'" HAHAHAHHAHA
Last night this photo was circling around twitter and I'm still laughing!!! He totally looks like Jesus looking over her1!!!
*It's almost over and I'm struggle to stay awake..... con of living on the east coast.... zzzzzzz
NPH is just NOT FUNNY!!!! Not a fan of him hosting this year.
*Loving this Sound of Music highlights!!! The movie is seriously a classic! And Lady Gaga singing A Medley?! LOVE IT! Lady Gaga has an amazing voice. She doesn't need the electronic beats behind her. Probably the best part of the whole night.
*AHHHH Then there's Julie Andrews Presenting! I LOVE HER!!!!!! Clearly I love a lot of celebrities... haha!
oh my gosh... I need to go to bed. They are running WAYYYY BEHIND! Sorry guys. I'm disappointed in myself too.
