OSCARS 2016 THOUGHTS!

I was super busy all weekend that I almost forgot about the Oscars! I usually watch the red carpet and all that but nope. Not this time.  Here are some thoughts I wrote down and/or funny conversations that happened during the program! Without further adieu...


-This may be opening a can of worms.. but really?! Why with all the racism talk? Can we not please.

-Why the heck is Mad Max winning everything?! Costume design? Really.... They're all half naked pretty much!

-Cinematography: REVENANT!!! Yes, so happy!! Great movie, great angles, great shots all around. I'm also having minor anxiety attacks for Leo. I can't imagine how he's feeling.

-Girl Scout cookie sales at the Oscars?! PERFECT! This may be better then Ellen's Pizza. So funny! "Leo! You made 30 million this year!" HAHAHAH!

-Best Animation: Inside Out! Yesss. Such a great movie, even though I fell asleep the first time through. At the theater.... I was tired okay! Sue me.

-Okay Kevin Hart... Just stop.

-What's up with The Weekend guy's hair?! hahhaha! Can't stop laughing. And what if that rope girl falls on him! That'd be hilarious. *Please fall... Please fall!*

-Can't remember who this chick is... but her dress is black, shiny, plastic looking material. It reminds me of the roll up, plastic sleds I used to use as a kid.

-I'm over the Oscar "controversy" already.

-Supporting Actor: Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies. He did great! He reminded me of my old ballet teacher, Mr. Alex, But he wasn't a spy! hahaha!

-Louis CK! He's hilarious! Here's a clip of him presenting an award. Love it! So funny.

It doesn't show it in the clip, but when he opened it he jokingly said MAD MAX! HAHAH My sister called it. She knew someone had to joke about Mad Max winning everything, including a category it wasn't even in.

-$65,000 dollars raised for the Girl Scouts. Pays to have a famous dad!

-Whoopies tattoo looks.... ehhhh

-Academy president speaking to try and clean up the PR nightmare! HAHAH Classic.

-That Blackbird tribute. Tears..... If only they could've gotten Paul to sing it. RIP SNAPE! So sad,

-Boobilicious baby!!! Olivia Wilde. Work it girl! Mom: how do they make them stay put? Me: I don't know. Sticky paper? LIke the mouse trap stuff!" HAHA

-Best Actor: *Cue anxiety attack* LEO!!!!!! SO HAPPY FOR HIM!!! Not a fan of his speech... I hate when they have to put their political stances in! oh well.

-Best Picture: Spotlight, Looks like a good movie! I wish redbox released them sooner. 

For past years Oscar thoughts: 2015  2014