CMA Awards 2014

I love award shows and would LOVE to attend one someday and dress all fancy like!

This post is alot like my post about The Oscars. Just real live thoughts and comments as D and I watch the award show! ENJOY!

Opening Performances

-mmmm Kenny Chesney... my favorite beach cowboy =)

-"Dang that girl has no boobs!" (referring to a background dancer behind Kenny Chesney).. you could probably guess who's comment this was...D's gunna kill me.. hahah! 

-Miranda Lambert I love you, but really? stay away from singing pop with a pop star at a COUNTRY AWARD SHOW! Gross. Even if you sound good... don't go Taylor Swift on me!

Award Show!

-I love Carrie and Brad hosting together! And EEK! That baby bump is tooooo cute! I wish she would show it off more though.

LOVE THEIR PARODIES!!!! Especially with George Strait's songs! HAHA

Post Pardom Taylor Swift disorder! HAHAHAHAHAH

IT'S A BOY!!!! CONGRATS CARRIE!

Weird, Steven Tyler presenting an award? "He looks like a woman! Like an ugly old woman. He even stands like a damn woman! His nails are painted.."-Dallan (Seriously though, disturbing)

Single of the year- "Automatic" by Miranda Lambert. Well deserved and a GREAT song!

Brad Paisley talking to Meghan Trainor about how she just needs to change her lyrics to "All about that Bass (the fish..), bout that bass, no treble hooks" HAHAH Dallan and I laughed hard at that one and his "Oh hi, you're pretty" to his wife... love them~

Florida Georgia Line, Love your new song but hate your look... Especially you Tyler, I can't look at you without thinking that you look like Count Adhemar's assistant on "A Knights Tale" HAHAHA! I probably only realized that now because I just watched that movie this week.

Keith Urban is a great guitarist! He sounds pretty good live too.

Song of the year (What's the difference between this and single of the year?)- Kasey Musgrave..... ehhhh booooo

"She (Kasey) looks like Professor Quirrel with Voldemort on the back of her head."- Dallan HAHAHAH

"Seriously! I know Voldemort is under there! You may be able to BS everyone else Kasey but you're not fooling me!" HAHAHAH YOU GUYS DALLAN IS ON ONE TONIGHT! HILARIOUS Freaking hilarious!

"I didn't know she had the Utah hair going! HAHAH" But really, who's idea was that hair do?! It's bad.... so bad.

Wow! Band perry girl has a booty on her! and I wonder if that dress is itchy.. it looks like it would be (From my older dance costume experience..)

That mint dress is so pretty on Carrie!

Oh lovely, another Pop/Country remix with Little Big Town and ramadada or whatever her name is.. I do like the drum line in the background. kinda cooooool. but keep the bumping and grinding out please!

Vocal Duo of the Year- (please be The Swon Brothers and not FGL..) .... shocker... FGL again.

Please tell me I'm the not the only one who gets peeved when male country artists wear baseball caps and not cowboy hats?! ughhh it's annoying!

Well, I'm really delaying going to bed but I really need to... I was up at 5 am for work this morning and have to be up early again tomorrow... boooooo.... the bad thing about the east coast is everything is on so late.... so I can only watch half because I have to wake up earlllly! yuck. and I'm out! Night Y'all!